Tweeting a Flat Earther
What it’s like arguing with a flat earther:
@Flerf: Elvis manager was Colonel Sanders
@MisreadBible: No, his manager was Colonel Tom Parker.
@Flerf: Your dilusional 🤡
@MisreadBible: [provides a source showing Colonel Tom Parker managed Elvis] https://www.biography.com/business-figure/colonel-tom-parker
@Flerf: Thats a lie
@MisreadBible: This is Elvis with Parker.
@Flerf: You cant see Parker in that photo. Wheres Parker?
@Flerf: Thats CGI
@MisreadBible: They didn’t have CGI back then.
@MisreadBible: You’ve cropped Parker out of the first image. You can see his arm! This is the complete image.
@MisreadBible: And you’ve photoshopped Colonel Sander’s head onto Colonel Tom Parker’s body.
@Flerf: Its an accurate model how Colonel Sanders would look if photographed with Elvis
@MisreadBible: All you have is models. You don’t have any actual evidence.
@Flerf: 🤣 your so dumb!
@MisreadBible: Here’s some actual evidence https://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/4718384/The-Colonel-and-the-King.html
@Flerf: [reads top line only] See it says Elvis managed by colonel! 🤪
@MisreadBible: Yes, but it specifies that it was Colonel Tom Parker.
@Flerf: Thats not how it works.
@MisreadBible: What does that even mean?
@MisreadBible: That still isn’t evidence.
@Flerf: If Colonel Sanders didnt manage Elvis how come he write all his songs?
@MisreadBible: He didn’t. And managers aren’t the same as songwriters.
@Flerf: No such thing as song writers
@MisreadBible: Song writing is the task of songwriters.
@Flerf: Nuh uh its all manager
@MisreadBible: You’re woefully misinformed. Maybe you should study music history.
@Flerf: The music industrys controlled by NASA. They just want you to think that song writers exist and Parker his manager
@MisreadBible: The music historians agree that this is not the case.
@Flerf: There in on it! 🤣
@MisreadBible: [gets a banging headache and blocks him]
@Flerf: Ha I won!