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MisreadBible

For I read the Bible through a lens, squinting - 1 Corinthians 13:12
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What a Friend We have in Jesus

What a friend we have in Jesus,
That Jewish dude with hippy hair.
We can’t see him and can’t touch him.
Talk to yourself and call it prayer.

He’s our insubstantial playmate,
World champion at hide and seek.
He loves crossfit and does crunches
To maintain that tight physique.


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