Go, Tell It on the Mountain - MisreadBible

Go, Tell It on the Mountain

While shepherds kept their watching
Over their flocks by night,
Jesus appeared before them
And gave them all a fright.

The shepherds shook and trembled,
And one fainted from fear.
Jesus chuckled at his prank
And then he disappeared.

Go, tell it on the mountain,
Over the hills and everywhere;
Go, tell it on the mountain
That Jesus is a dick.

And in a nearby cottage
A farmer was asleep.
Jesus set the horses loose
And changed the cows to sheep.

When the farmer woke up,
He couldn’t believe his eyes.
Then Jesus leapt out from a bush,
And yelled at him, ‘surprise!’

When they finally caught him,
The Romans all agreed,
He wasn’t the Messiah,
But a naughty boy indeed.

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