MisreadBible

MisreadBible

For I read the Bible through a lens, squinting - 1 Corinthians 13:12

Jesus's Hairy Parabolics

People flock from miles around when Jesus gets hairy parabolics out.

The 'Friendly' Samaritan - A lawyer heckles Jesus, so he decides to tell him one of his famous stories about a 'friendly' Samaritan.

Sowing Wild Oats - Jesus tells his followers a parable about a farmer who goes into the garden to choke the hose.

The Kingdom of Heaven - Jesus explains the kingdom of Heaven to the disciples with a series of parables.

Seek the Goatman - Jesus tells a parable and gives a vague wishy-washy explanation to his disciples. Nothing new there, then.

A Tale of Whores and Loan Sharks - Jesus visits the house of a Pharisee named Simon where he tells the tale of two guys indebted to a loan shark.

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