MisreadBible

MisreadBible

For I read the Bible through a lens, squinting - 1 Corinthians 13:12

Numbers

Rebellious Sons of Levites - Korah the Levite, and his friends Dathan and Abiram stage a rebellion against Moses with unpleasant results.

Angry Green Mist - The Israelites are upset about the deaths of Korah and his followers, so they complain to Moses. God gets smitey again.

Snow White and the Seven Miriams - Aaron and Miriam have a go at Moses about his Cushite wife, so God recites some poetry and curses Miriam.

Aaron's Bountiful Rod - The Lord proposes an experiment to prove who he loves the most with... unsettling results.

Mr Snakey - After a brief conflict with the king of Arad, the Israelites start to complain, so God sends some venomous snakes to bite them to death.

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