Kings - MisreadBible



King Solomon, the son of David, believes himself to be the wisest man in the world, but, unfortunately, he’s a complete buffoon. Driven by a lust for power and a sense of religious entitlement, he amasses riches, women, and builds himself a tower and a temple all in the name of Making Israel Great Again.

Solomon's Yuge Gift - King Solomon makes an offering to the Lord and is rewarded.

Two Prostitutes and a Baby - Solomon dispenses some 'wise' judgement to settle a dispute between two women arguing over a baby.

How to Feed a Fat King - Solomon prospers and claims to be the wisest in the land. All the while, he feasts on the offerings of his people.

And Philistia will Pay for It - Solomon forms an alliance with King Hiram of Tyre who will supply him with all the wood he needs for his temple.

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