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The Undeserved Banana

[‘Way of the Master’ titles roll.]

[Ray Comfort and Kirk Cameron are sitting on stools opposite each other like they’re just having a casual chat.]

Ray: [Takes out a banana.] Behold, the atheists’ nightmare!

Kirk: [Stares at it hungrily.]

Ray: Notice how gracefully it sits over the human hand. Notice it has a point at the top for ease of entry. It’s just the right shape for the human mouth. It’s chewy, easy to digest and it’s even curved toward the face to make the whole process so much easier.

Ray: [Waves the banana in front of Kirk.] It’s sweet and yummy and packed with goodness!

Kirk: [Begins to drool.]

Ray: But, Kirk, [now yelling] you don’t deserve to eat it, you sinful bastard!

Ray: [Throws banana to the ground and stomps on it.]

Kirk: [Bursts into tears.]

Ray: [Pointing his finger at Kirk.] That banana was too good for you!

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