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Adultabet

A is for arsehole.
B is for bitch.
C is for cunt,
And also for clits.

D is for discharge.
There’s E for erection,
F is for fucking —
For fun or affection.

G is for genitals.
H is for horny.
I is for insert,
And, ‘I want you inside me.’

J is for jerk off.
K is for kissing.
L is for lips,
For moaning or pissing.

M is for muff,
And N is for nipple.
O is orgasm —
Feel her cunt ripple.

P is for pussy.
Q is for quim.
R is for rectum,
For buggering him.

S is for semen.
T is for tits.
U is for underwear,
To cover your bits.

V for vagina.
W for wank.
X is X-rated,
Pics in your spank bank.

Y is for, ‘Yes!’
She cried out in pleasure.
And Z is for zip —
To pull down and measure.

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