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Bible Parodies

Something Fishy This Way Comes - 10^th November 2018 - God tells Jonah to preach a message of doom to the people of Nineveh, so Jonah runs away and ends up in a whale.

An Unholy Vision - 30^th October 2018 - As Ezekiel waits to cross the river Kebar, he sees something that shakes him to his core!

God Writes to His Ex - 7^th October 2018 - God had been thinking about his former lover Israel, so he decided to dictate a letter to his prophet Jeremiah.

Other

Adultabet - 29^th August 2025 - A cheeky, X-rated parody poem that takes you through the alphabet in the filthiest way possible. Equal parts rude wordplay and bawdy humour, it’s not for the faint-hearted — but if you enjoy irreverent comedy, you’ll get a laugh out of this naughty ABC.

The Undeserved Banana - 28^th July 2025 - Ray Comfort introduces Kirk Cameron to his infamous banana argument.

The Carpet Shop - 30^th March 2025 - A silly sketch I wrote about a man trying to buy a carpet.

Erection Day - 14^th February 2025 - A highly fictionalised account of when they replaced the telegraph pole outside my house.

The Lamb of Bob - 27^th January 2025 - Nobody lives by the word of God like Bob; and I mean that quite literally! Here’s a twisted tale of parenting, forgiveness, and atonement that will make you thankful he’s fictional.

How the Christ Stole Christmas - 23^rd December 2024 - A parody of 'How the Grinch Stole Christmas', starring Jesus as the Grinch.

Fucking Pronouns! - 8^th September 2024 - A man throws a tantrum over being asked to call someone 'Sam' instead of 'Samuel' — exposing the absurdity of anti-trans arguments in this biting satirical story.

Every Recipe Blog Ever - 16^th May 2024 - Parody of a recipe blog.

Piano Man - 8^th March 2023 - A short skit about a bar where people talk in Billy Joel songs.

God and Trump: The Real Story - 25^th January 2023 - I interview God about Trump's presidency.

Egg-Gate - 23^rd April 2022 - A short skit about Marjorie Taylor Greene dodging questions.

Cease and Desist - 27^th October 2021 - God's lawyer warned me to stop writing stories and tweeting about him...

Am I the Asshole? - 15^th September 2021 - God writes an AITA post on Reddit.

Tweeting a Flat Earther - 1^st February 2020 - If you've ever tried to argue with a flat earther, you'll know this headache. This is a dramatisation.

Independence Day - 4^th July 2019 - A letter to America on the anniversary from its break up from the UK.

Guest Stories

The Beginning - 12^th November 2021 - A conversation between Lucifer and God after the creation of the universe. By Byron the Cosmic Goat.