MisreadBible

The MisreadBible: Genesis

Published: 7^th March 2019

A satirical retelling of Genesis—from a deity in a basement to patriarchs behaving badly. Blasphemous, absurd, and available in all formats.

A MisreadBible Christmas

Published: 4^th October 2019

A festive book featuring divine pregnancy, ghostly hauntings, and an unrepentant King Herod at his villainous peak. Paperback, eBook, and audiobook available.

The MisreadBible: Book of Moses

Published: 6^th January 2021

Moses, a grumbling tribe, and a very smitey God. A humorous retelling of Exodus to Deuteronomy. Paperback, eBook, and audiobook available.

The MisreadBible: Gospel

Published: 14^th January 2022

Jesus leaves home, joins 12 random dudes, and sets out to heal, cast out demons, and give bizarre sermons. A sharp, absurd retelling of the gospels. Paperback & eBook available.

The MisreadBible: Joshua

Published: 30^th September 2025

Joshua leads the Israelites into holy war with divine firepower and theological whiplash. A brutal, heretical, hilarious retelling. Available in paperback & eBook 30^th September.