MisreadBible

MisreadBible

For I read the Bible through a lens, squinting - 1 Corinthians 13:12

The Musings of J. R. Eldridge

How to Misread the Bible - 5th August 2025 - A handy guide to misreading the Bible with ten easy steps!

The Long Road to Jericho - 12th July 2025 - An update on my upcoming book, The MisreadBible: Joshua, and why it's taken so long to complete it.

Amazon Grace - 2nd June 2025 - Somebody else's parcel arrived, and I had to grapple with Amazon customer service.

Shower, Interrupted - 23rd May 2025 - My shower is interrupted by an unexpected delivery.

High Inspectations - 13th May 2025 - My account of a visit from the house inspector.

The Paperchase - 24th March 2025 - A pre-meeting mishap proves that my life really is a comedy of errors.

Foolish Genealogies - 28th May 2022 - A discussion of the genealogies found in the Bible.

Quit Ruining Passover by not Celebrating Sukkoth! - 18th April 2022 - An analysis of the Triumphal Entry story.

A New Testament - 16th April 2022 - A fictional account of how I came up with my versions of Bible stories.

Tell Me When It Squirts - 5th February 2022 - My account of a visit to the dentist.

Misreading the Bible - 6th May 2021 - I talk about the process I use to write my parodies.

Gospel Disharmony - 22nd February 2021 - A discussion of writing The MisreadBible: Gospel.

The Man from Two Places - 17th December 2020 - A discussion of how the authors of Matthew and Luke came up with ways to have Jesus born in Bethlehem despite him coming from Nazareth.

God Doesn't Send People to Hell... People Do - 29th February 2020 - A response to the idea that people send themselves to Hell.

Reconciling the Stations of the Exodus - 25th January 2020 - A discussion of the stations of the Exodus.

War on Christmas - 22nd December 2019 - A response to the idea that there's a war on Christmas.

Wouldn't You Prefer to Believe? - 20th November 2019 - My response to being asked, 'Wouldn't you prefer to believe?' during a period of mourning.

My Grandmother - 7th October 2019 - About the death of my grandmother.

Eight Bloody Pages! - 19th September 2019 - The process of publishing 'A MisreadBible Christmas' and meeting publisher specifications.

Atheism is Not Dead: Consider this a snarky rebuttal - 23rd May 2019 - A response to ‘Atheism Is Dead. Consider This The Obituary.’

In Retrospect - 22nd May 2019 - About my experience writing 'The MisreadBible: Genesis'.

A Triplet of Decalogues - 30th April 2019 - An analysis of the three versions of the Ten Commandments found in the Bible.

Sister-Wives and the Documentary Hypothesis - 16th April 2019 - A discussion of the Documentary Hypothesis and doublets and triplets in the Pentateuch

My Story - 31st March 2019 - A little bit about me and my life.