MisreadBible

MisreadBible

For I read the Bible through a lens, squinting - 1 Corinthians 13:12

The Exodus

Cook Me up Some Lamb! - The Israelites have escaped from the Egyptians, but they aren't clear yet. What better time to cook the Lord some lamb in an elaborately ritualistic way?

A Sign on Your Hand... - God starts babbling about owning the Israelites' firstborn sons. Moses is confused.

Splish Splash - The Israelites escape from Egypt, but Pharaoh and his army chase after them and has them cornered. How will they escape?

Rock God! - After the Red Sea crossing, Moses picks up a guitar and plays a song to God.

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